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The Tao of E.
The pseudo goth harbinger of useless information
Created on 2004-11-19 03:48:18 (#5195436), last updated 2009-11-24
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| Name: | soulhiatus |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 08-22 |
| Location: | West Palm Beach, Florida, United States |
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midnightzengarden@gmail.com Should I start like David Copperfield? I was born...I grew up? Or should I spare you the details and keep it simple? Alright, just cliff notes then. There was a night of drunken Ga. hillbilly love and then there was E., which is just as anti-climatic as it sounds.
I think vampires exist but refuse to give me an interview simply out of spite.I can also explain to anyone who'll lend me an hour why I think vampires may have been solicted by Truman after world war II to come to the United States from exotic European countries as a form of population control following the baby boom [no I dont really believe any of it but the point is I have a hell of a working thesis here]
I think "smurf" should be added to the existing list of curse words, as in; "What the smurf are you doing to that lasagna?!" -or- "How the smurf did you manage to get that stuck in such a tiny hole?!"
I moved to South Florida so I can call people in Georgia and tell them that I'm skinny dipping in December. I believe Elvis is currently alive and well and working as a self inpersonator in Las Vegas. I like ketchup on EVERYTHING [yes, I did have to look at the bottle to spell it]. I wanted to grow up to speak French and ride bare back through fields of Lavender while playing the Violin; so far I've accomplished none of the above but who knows,maybe I'll feel more adventurous with my freetime at 65.
I sing karaoke sober and will dance with myself if I have to. I always hope for the villain. I think sarcasm should be a valid course of study in all major universities.
I think vampires exist but refuse to give me an interview simply out of spite.I can also explain to anyone who'll lend me an hour why I think vampires may have been solicted by Truman after world war II to come to the United States from exotic European countries as a form of population control following the baby boom [no I dont really believe any of it but the point is I have a hell of a working thesis here]
I think "smurf" should be added to the existing list of curse words, as in; "What the smurf are you doing to that lasagna?!" -or- "How the smurf did you manage to get that stuck in such a tiny hole?!"
I moved to South Florida so I can call people in Georgia and tell them that I'm skinny dipping in December. I believe Elvis is currently alive and well and working as a self inpersonator in Las Vegas. I like ketchup on EVERYTHING [yes, I did have to look at the bottle to spell it]. I wanted to grow up to speak French and ride bare back through fields of Lavender while playing the Violin; so far I've accomplished none of the above but who knows,maybe I'll feel more adventurous with my freetime at 65.
I sing karaoke sober and will dance with myself if I have to. I always hope for the villain. I think sarcasm should be a valid course of study in all major universities.
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